Shiloh: (Pointing at a Burger King) Mommy is that where we get coffee?
Mommy: No, that is where people get food.
Shiloh: Do we get food there?
Mommy: No, we really don’t eat fast food.
Shiloh: Oh… yea… we eat slower food.
Shiloh: Daddy, I have a surprise for you!
Daddy: Oh really? What is it?
Shiloh: Mommy! Look at me! I am on my tippy toes. Just like when we saw Sarah and Kody, and they were on their tippy toes. And the littles too. They were diarreahs.
Mommy: Um, did you mean ballerinas?
Shiloh: Oh, yea, ballerinas.
Shiloh: We can’t eat sunflower seeds. Daddy can. Only men can eat sunflower seeds.
(thinking for a second)
Shiloh: Ah, the joys of being me.
Shiloh: Look Mom, I swept the leaves!
(she only swept about a square foot of our porch)
Mommy: Hmm… well there is still a lot more to do, you better keep sweeping.
Shiloh: No, I think I am done today. I’ll do the rest tomorrow.